Is there really ever such a thing as ‘too much’? Too much chocolate? Never. Too much makeup? Not a chance. Too much dick? HELL NO. Or maybe that’s just me…
Either way, we’re back again with another cock-tastic review, as we’re working our way through the box of dicks that Fleshjack sent us many months ago. It’s funny, when they sent this package, the country was covered with crippling snow and it was FREEZING. As I sit here and finish this review, the temperature outside is close to 30 degrees. Thankfully I have the air conditioner blasting me in the face, so I am quite comfortable and content. But that’s enough about me – you are here for the wang and i’m going to give it to you. Wait, no… not like that. Let’s just move on, shall we?
The last time, we were playing around with Allen King, and it was fun. This week, we are taking a look at the Carter Dane dildo. This one proved to be a little bit of a challenge, but i’m never one to give up. It might just take me a really long time… but we got there in the end.
I would like to thank Fleshjack for sending us the Carter Dane dildo free of charge in exchange for an honest review.
First Impressions
So let’s get the important stuff out of the way. Carter Dane is another Cocky Boys (Link NSFW) exclusive, and made his debut with Colby Keller (review of his dildo coming soon). He also also starred along side Levi Karter and Boomer Banks (again review coming… at some point. He’s a biggun!). Truthfully, I haven’t watched any of his work. But after playing around with this dildo, maybe I should.
This dildo is a fairly chunky beast (at least, by my standards). It stands at a height of 7 inches, with an insertable length of 6 inches. Around the tip, it has a circumference of 5.5 inches, and the shaft has an average girth of 6 inches pretty much all along the shaft. There is some realistic vein detailing along the shaft, and around the glans, there is some wrinkled skin detail around the frenulum. There’s even a nicely detailed urethral opening as well. And this is why I love the Fleshjack dildos. They really do catch every detail. This particular dildo has a slight upward curve, that also points a little to the left as well.
In Use
As i’ve already mentioned, this dildo was a little bit of a challenge for me. Only a little, but it was enough. I’m definitely not a size queen when it comes to dildos, and I find that I generally tend to be more comfortable with dildos that sit around the ‘average’ size. And Carter Dane is pretty much on the edge of what I would call average. The length is pretty good and I have no problems with that. It’s the girth that always seems to get me. No matter how much I do my best to relax, use lots of lube, anything bigger than 6 inches in girth just becomes a bit of a struggle, and starts to become less pleasurable, and more painful.
In order to fully enjoy Carter Dane, I had to start out a lot slower and smaller. Starting with something like the Liam Riley just to get me warmed up. We could then switch it up to Pierre Fitch or Brent Corrigan before finally getting up enough courage to try and take on Carter. With a liberal coating of lube, I got myself into position. Unlike most of the other Fleshjack dildos, the curve in this one does present a little bit of a challenge when inserting, I sort of have to hold the shaft in place as it sort of points in the wrong direction.
The tip is certainly on the bulbous side of things, and is noticeable when it finally pops past the sphincter. There is no give though, as the shaft stays pretty consistently thick throughout. So it had me feeling very full and almost stretched. It’s not an unpleasant feeling; i’m guessing I might just be out of practice as varying bouts of stomach flu had put me out of action for a long time. Once inserted, the curve does actually work to the dildos advantage. I might have to reposition slightly to get the most out of it, but once you find the right spot, the tip of this dildo really nudges itself against the prostate.
As I begin to relax, I feel more comfortable riding or thrusting with it, and it soon has me hard and ready to pop. The vein detailing isn’t as noticeable once inserted so if you don’t like your dildos to be too textured, then this one would be fine.
Clean-up and Maintenance
We should all know the drill by now. This is why silicone is one of the best materials; you can bleach it (10% solution), boil it, pop it in the dishwasher (if your machine has a sanitise cycle) or just rinse it with warm water and a bit of soap. However you prefer to maintain your silicone offerings, you can do the same here! I mentioned previously that I would LOVE it for Fleshjack to maybe start offering storage bags with their dildos, as with previous models, these do seem to attract a lot of dust and the occasional stray pug hair…
Summary
Writing dildo reviews is kind of difficult. I can’t think of what to write half the time, as generally, most dildos feel pretty much the same to me; the only real variation is the size. Do I like this dildo? Yes. Did it help me achieve orgasm? Yes. Is it made from a body-safe material? Yes. If you are a collector like me, then it’s worth adding to your growing Fleshjack Boys collection. If you like reasonably price, realistic silicone dildos that are modelled off of hot guys; then again, this is probably a dildo you would like.
I would just say due to it’s rather chunky size, it might not be the best choice for beginners; but it’s manageable once you’ve had a decent warm up. The curve can work to it’s advantage and does help intensify prostate stimulation in ways that the other more ‘straighter’ Fleshjack dildos just can’t quite do. Failing that, it’s nice solid size and weight make an excellent paperweight (especially useful when that previously mentioned air conditioner keeps blowing your notes around…)
Where to Buy
You can pick up your Carter Dane dildo directly from Fleshjack where it retails for $59.95 / €53.95.
I would like to thank Fleshjack for sending us the Carter Dane dildo free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect our opinions of this or any other product we receive for review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. If you wish to support my work, please consider using these links when making your purchases. Thank you!
