Yes, you read that correctly. Today’s review features an alien cyborg dick (how else am I going to start off a Monday?). We’re back with another round of reviews for german Kink retailer, MEO.
Now, I want to address the obvious elephant in the room right off the bat. After receiving this for review, an eagle-eyed follower noted that this dildo is very similar to a dildo put out by fantasy toy makers ‘Bad Dragon‘. When looked at side by side, it’s obvious where the similarities lie. They both feature a ‘plated’ design with ‘rivet’ detailing (which appears almost to be in identical positions). It’s not 100% the same, but I can see the obvious inspiration. The biggest difference really, are the dimensions; the small ‘Flint’ is still much bigger than the ‘Cyborg’. The curve in the shaft is also more prominent in the ‘Flint’ than in the ‘Cyborg’.
What this most likely is, a white label dildo manufactured in Asia, then sold wholesale to a retailer for them to brand themselves. This is a practice that I see happening a LOT with larger retailers, it’s not a situation unique to MEO. When I chose the product for review, I wasn’t aware of the similarities until it arrived. I’ve still agreed to review, but I wanted to mention this right at the beginning.
It’s been a long time since we’ve reviewed anything for MEO, and the Cyborg Exploration Cock leapt out at me as I was browsing the site. It ticked a few of my boxes; it was realistic, textured and quirky. I asked to review it, and a few days later, MEO delivered a little box of goodies, and this was inside and I was very excited. So let’s not waste any further time, and dive right in.
First Impressions
The Cyborg Exploration Cock is a silicone dildo, that’s designed to look part-human, part-robot; the shaft does indeed look somewhat human towards the base, and then features plates augmented onto the shaft towards the tip. It has a slight ‘retracted’ look right at the tip and features a little frenulum and urethral detail. The plates are decorated with ‘rivets’, and just under the tip, there are some more rivet details. It’s definitely a highly-textured dildo.
It stands at 7 inches tall, and has an insertable length of 5.5 inches. It has a circumference of 5.5 inches around it’s widest point, and 4 inches at it’s narrowest point towards the tip. The silicone is firm, but flexible. It has a slight drag too it; almost similar to the silicone Fun Factory use in their products.
The dildo arrives in just an MEO branded plastic bag. It doesn’t scream luxury, but the bag is sealed, ensuring hygiene upon arrival. It has a sturdy suction cup base, allowing it to be used hands-free and would be (potentially) harness compatible as well. So let’s get down to how it feels…
In Use
Well, in a word, AMAZING. I’m sorry, but knock-off or not, this dildo felt GOOD. The first time I took it out for a test drive, I was in the middle of reviewing some other toys, and when they were getting me nowhere, I decided to take a break. As I was on my way to the bathroom, the Cyborg Cock caught my eye. I was almost certain it possibly even shouted my name. I’ve been doing this too long… Still, I couldn’t ignore it; so I picked it up and took it into the bathroom.
I slapped the Cyborg to the tiled wall and got into position. I pressed myself against it, and as I was a little warmed up from earlier, it slipped in surprisingly easy. As I lowered myself further onto it, I could feel my knees tremble as I felt each plate slip past my sphincter. The texture was VERY obvious and it felt WONDERFUL. Before I knew it, I was pressing up right against the wall. I took a few moments to relax and enjoy the mild feeling of fullness before I began to ride it.
The texture was intense, so I had to take it slow, but it was worth it. I had half expected it to feel really rough (I still have the memory of the Icicles Tentacle in my head) so I was pleasantly surprised. As I began to really enjoy the ride, a wicked thought entered my head. I’ve never done it before… and it’s only for me (maybe the Mr if he’s lucky *winky face*). I went back into the bedroom and grabbed my phone. I opened up the video camera, placed the phone on the floor in the optimal position and slipped back onto the Cyborg. I was watching myself fuck myself. It’s narcissistic, I know. But I had never been so aroused and I couldn’t hold in an orgasm any more.
Afterwards, I lay on the bed just watching the dildo slide in and out of me. And i’m not ashamed to say that I immediately got hard again, and pleasured myself for the second time in an hour. That’s how much I really LOVE this dildo. I’ve taken the Cyborg out for a spin a few times since then (although I haven’t captured my escapades) and each session ends with me in a wobbling mess of sweat, spunk and heavy breathing. That’s good, though.
Of course, the ‘Flint’ comparisons were weighing on my mind. The only way I could justify it to myself, was the fact that even in the ‘Small’ size, the ‘Flint’ is far too big for me, and the Mini is just not big enough. This was the perfect size for me. Of course, if I was to buy a ‘Flint’, I would also have to pay customs and import fees, which starts to add up… Of course, this doesn’t make it right; but I needed to justify to myself why I loved this knock-off so much. And I do. I really really do. And I am sorry.
Clean-up and Maintenance
The Cyborg Exploration Cock is easy to maintain; boil it, bleach it, rinse it or toss it in the dishwasher. The silicone, as I mentioned earlier, has a bit of drag. This also means it’s an absolute dust magnet as well, so I could recommend a little storage back or something in between uses to try and keep it as lint free as possible (although in a house with two pugs, this just feels like an exercise in futility).
Summary
It’s been a long time since anything I’ve reviewed has been a solid ten. It meets all of my requirements, and personally, I loved it. It’s currently one of my favourites (that isn’t a dual-density). If you are someone who doesn’t mind semi-realistic cocks with lots of texture, then the Cyborg could be your new best friend. If you’ve been toying with getting a fantasy dildo but still aren’t sure where to start? The Cyborg is worthy of a punt. It’s affordable and fun. It’s suction cup is strong and sturdy, and the detailing is spot-on. The texture is the real star of the show, and felt incredible when used anally.
What I will say though, is it has given me an urge to actually seek out a ‘Flint’ at some point; I just want to put a cum-tube in it, so I could then pump it full of the Formula X Anal Injection Lube for some serious role-play fun. Perhaps that’s something for the 2018 wishlist? Watch this space…
Where to Buy
You can purchase the Cyborg Exploration Cock from MEO where it retails for €39 (around £34).
I would like to thank MEO for sending us the Cyborg Exploration Cock free of charge in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect our opinions or experiences with this or any other product we receive for review. Affiliate links have been used in this post. Please consider supporting the blog by making your purchases through these links! Thanks!
